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• 1.Whose Father was the Stronger
• Will and Bill were quarrelling（争吵） about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug t...
• 2.The Swimmer
• The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do...
• 3.Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈
• Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of...
• 4.How to Become Rich 如何致富
• Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father. Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a...
• 5.what do I get 我能得到什么
• Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get? Tommy: Quarters. Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again? Tommy:...
• 6.I Didn't Notice It 我没有看到另外一块
• Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I su...
• 7.Who's 50 Cents 谁的50分
• Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school. Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it. Jacky: But ...
• 8.I must have somebody else's pants on
• The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would yo...
• 9.An Interesting Answer 有趣的回答
• Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon? Bobby: Australia. Teacher: Why do you say that? Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see Au...
• 10.Who was fighting 谁在打架
• Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighti...