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• 1.I know who god is 我知道上帝是谁了
• A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so h...
• 2.His Fault 他的错
• Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么...
• 3.Like father, like son 有其父必有其子
• Son: Papa, what's the meaning of Like father, like son? Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school? 儿子：爸爸，有其父...
• 4.They're Busy 他们很忙
• One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? They're busy. Oh. Is anybody else there? The police. Can I speak to t...
• 5.Tom's excuse 汤姆的借口
• Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟...
• 6.I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见
• After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watchi...
• 7.The teacher cried 老师哭了
• The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wante...
• 8.The New Teacher 新老师
• George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because sh...
• 9.If I am a Manager 如果我是一个经理
• One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition If I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teache...
• 10.Big hands 大手
• Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands. 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上...