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• 1.I Don't Like an Argument 我不想争论
• Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, ...
• 2.I Taught the Teacher
• Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much on...
• 3.Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒
• Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don't know, fa...
• 4.Two Birds 两只鸟
• Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the an...
• 5.The Fish Net 鱼网
• Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl. 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？...
• 6.Knights & Nights 黑暗时代
• Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights. 老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？ 贝...
• 7.I Caught Every Step 我一级也没漏
• Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his school...
• 8.But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了
• The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被宠坏的） . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted...
• 9.Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢
• A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up! Little Johnn...
• 10.Lost Purse 丢失的钱包
• A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, Hmmm.... That's funny. When I ...