• 一首正反读都可以的诗

    20-09-08 Im very ugly 我很丑 So dont try to convince me that 所以别试图说服我 I am a very beautiful person 我长得很好看 Because at the end of the day 因为说到底 I hate myself in every single way 我都恨我自己的一切 And Im not going to lie to myself by saying...

  • 英语笑话: Pretty or Ugly?

    20-03-12 Bridget asks her son Paul, Paul, would you say Im pretty or ugly? A bit of both, actually, replies the teenager. How do you mean that? asks the puzzled Bridget. Id say youre pretty ugly....

  • 东施效肇

    15-12-11 Xi Shi was a famous beauty of the State of Yue during the Spring and Autumn Period. Among Xi Shi's neighbours there was a very ugly woman whom everyone disliked and called Dong Shi. Dong Shi was very jealous of Xi Shi's beauty, but there was nothing...

  • 黄公嫁女

    15-10-16 In the past, an old man named Huang Gong in the State of Qi was very particular about being modest and humble, and he liked to be praised by people for his modesty and humbleness. Huang Gong had two sweet young daughters. They were as beautiful as f...

  • Who is uglier 谁更丑

    14-09-16 Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, was not very handsome, and he knew. One day, Lincoln was walking in the street when he was stopped by an ugly man. The man had a pistol in his hand. He aimed at Lincoln's nose. Lincoln was very surpri...

  • Three women

    14-08-26 Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks. So they entered heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost i...

  • 美丽在我心

    13-08-06 Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat(公猫) . Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spe...

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