15-07-16 The gorillas in the valleys in the south often lived together in groups of several tens. They were fond of drinking wine, and even fonder of imitating man's behavior. People knew very well their habits and often put wine or distiller's grains on the...

15-05-21 One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me including you, bartender. So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: That will be $36.50 please. The drunk says he has no money so the bartender sl...

15-03-06 A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of a sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. You will f...

14-12-30 A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. What's with that big brass gong? one of the guests asked. Its not a gong. Its a...

14-12-13 Maybe one day, cars could detect whether a driver's voice sounds drunk, to stop them from driving and prevent accidents. 也许有一天，车辆可以根据驾驶员的声音自动检测他们饮酒与否，从而阻止其驾车、预防交通事故发生。 Researchers in Germany have created...

14-04-25 One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, the...

13-11-14 精彩词句 1. I'm paralyzed with happiness. 我要被幸福冲昏头脑了。 2. Daisy, don't create a scene. 黛茜，不要小题大做。 3. I decided to get roaring drunk. 我决定痛饮一番。 4. Of course, you don't need to take my word for it, old sport. 当然，耳听为虚...

13-07-09 A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal! he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time Never mind, th...

12-09-21 Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table. Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you? Wife: I love you, dear. 妻子：亲爱的，你昨晚...

10-01-06 A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars. After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding...