21-07-16 《第二十二条军规 Catch-22》是一本英文名著，现在，书名 Catch-22 被收入字典，意思是进退两难，左右为难的状况。人们常用这个短语来形容那些因为互相抵触的规律或条件，所造成的无法脱身的困窘，或者不合逻辑的、矛盾的问题。例如：一个没有工作经验的大学生求职，但...

16-08-17 Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要...

16-08-12 Dad jokes refer to a variety of failed attempts at humor made by fathers, embarassingly bad jokes that they didnt realize themselves. Dad jokes指老爸们想要表现一下幽默却导致冷场的笑话，讲得不好笑却不自知的笑话，好尴尬。即老爸笑话。 While the exact o...

15-06-23 Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, My dad's tougher than your dad! Oh yeah? said Little Johnny, My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner! Really? Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'...

14-12-30 One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a stroll. Daddy bear sat on a lump of ice to admire the view and sent his son off to play. Two minutes later Junior came back to dad and says, Can I ask you a question dad? Sure,...

14-12-11 Mrs. Brown dialed her daughter's number and sang out, Hello, darling. How are you? Terrible, Mom. My back is killing me, the children are acting up, the house is a messand I'm expecting guest for dinner. Don't worry, darling. I'm coming right over....

12-12-20 After Mom died, I began visiting Dad every morning before I went to work. He was frail and moved slowly, but he always had a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice on the kitchen table for me, along with an unsigned note reading, Drink your juice. S...