22-03-09 How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? 1) I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrows morning. 2) You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week! 3) We havent got a policy on that. 4) I am on my way to a very...

15-08-31 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?...

15-07-22 Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?...

15-07-22 Q: How many men does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out....

15-01-14 Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911. Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Bl...

09-09-12 An employee shows a traditional light bulb (R) and two low-energy consumption bulbs at the Osram factory in Molsheim, eastern France December 11, 2008. From Tuesday the light bulbs above 75 watts can no longer be produced or imported in the EU. Germ...