17-05-17 Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to use toilet. Dont be stupid, says the barman, Weve got a perfectly good toilet here! Yes, explains the drinker, but I take salts. So what?...

14-10-22 A duck walks into a bar and asks: Got any Bread? Barman says: No. Duck says: Got any bread? Barman says: No. Duck says: Got any bread? Barman says: No, we have no bread. Duck says: Got any bread? Barman says: No, we haven't got any bread! Duck says:...