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• 1.Making Granny Glad 让奶奶开心
• A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she , has anyone of you ever make someone els...
• 2.I don't think I know 我不知道啊
• Teacher: John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring? John: What do you think it is, sir? Teacher: I don't think, I KNOW! John: I don't thin...
• 3.The plural Form of "Child" “孩子”的复数形式
• Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. 老师：汤姆，男人这个词的复数形式是什么? 汤姆：男...
• 4.All Except the Music 除了音乐
• A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the o...
• 5.My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指头
• Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised（擦伤） two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any band...
• 6.The Smart Old Lady 聪明的老太太
• An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman, How much this stuff? Seven dollars, Madam, ...
• 7.Improvement 进步
• One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the En...
• 8.Half or Five Tenths 半个还是十分之五
• Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why....
• 9.Get to the hospital 医院要怎么走
• An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman b...
• 10.A Dear Memento 珍贵的记念品
• Someone asked a woman, I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dear memento from some loved one. The woman said, Yes, it is a loc...