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• 1.The smartest dog 聪明的狗
• A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. I can hardly beli...
• 2.World War II is over 二战已经结束
• This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest to confess. Well, Father, began the old man, At the beginning of World War II a beautiful Jewish wo...
• 3.Keep the change 零钱不用找了
• Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogde...
• 4.Beware of Dog 小心有狗
• As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, Danger! Beware of dog! posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmles...
• 5.Motivation 动机
• My English professor once launched into a lecture on motivation. What pushes you ahead? he asked. What is it that makes you go to school each day? Wha...
• 6.Compliments 恭维话
• Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, I've just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the...
• 7.Isn't it wonderful? 这难道不好吗？
• What are you so happy about? a woman asked the 98-year-old man. I broke a mirror, he replied. But that means seven years of bad luck. I know. he said,...
• 8.The Ugliest Baby 最丑的小孩
• A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits dow...
• 9.Good news or Bad news 好消息还是坏消息
• An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. I'...
• 10.The Meaning of Dreams
• One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, I just dreamt tha...