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• 1.I Will Not Sit on Santa's Lap
• I will not sit on Santa's lap.You cannot make me sit on it,and if you try I promise thatI'll throw a screaming fit on it.I will not talk to Santa;I am...
• 2.Imaginary Friend
• I came to school todaywith my imaginary friend.When everyone said hi to him,I said, He's just pretend.But no one seemed to notice,which I thought was ...
• 3.My Tutor's a Flutist
• My tutor's a flutistwho toots on a flutewhile he tutors computers.He thinks that it's cute.I think he should stick withcomputers, not flutes.It's cool...
• 4.All My Great Excuses
• I started on my homeworkbut my pen ran out of ink.My hamster ate my homework.My computer's on the blink.I accidentally dropped itin the soup my mom wa...
• 5.Morning Sports
• While Colin and Casey are practicing catch,Victoria's calling a volleyball match.Brianna and Braden are batting a ballwith racquets and whacking it of...
• 6.Bed Head
• I can't do a thing with my hair-do. I've tried but it's simply no use. I can't make it stay where I put it today with styling gel, hair spray, or mous...
• 7.Foolish Fiona
• This morning when foolish Fiona awoke she looked at her mother, and said with a croak, I can't go to school, so please write me a note to tell them I'...
• 8.April Fool's Day
• Mackenzie put a whoopie cushionon the teacher's chair.Makayla told the teacherthat a bug was in her hair.Alyssa brought an applewith a purple gummy wo...
• 9.What to Do With a Dinosaur
• This morning a dinosaur tromped into school,ferocious, atrocious, and dripping with drool.He had to be practically twenty feet tall,and banged around ...
• 10.Traditional Christmas
• We have a traditional family,so Christmas is always the same;we hang up spaghetti and doughnutsand break out the Slip-N-Slide game.We stand in the tub...