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• 1.Ode on a Unicycle
• Unicycle, unicycle,radiant and round.Spying you, you spoke to mewithout a single sound.Unicycle, unicycle,beautiful and kind,like the petals on a flow...
• 2.Foolish Fiona
• This morning when foolish Fiona awoke she looked at her mother, and said with a croak, I can't go to school, so please write me a note to tell them I'...
• 3.April Fool's Day
• Mackenzie put a whoopie cushionon the teacher's chair.Makayla told the teacherthat a bug was in her hair.Alyssa brought an applewith a purple gummy wo...
• 4.What to Do With a Dinosaur
• This morning a dinosaur tromped into school,ferocious, atrocious, and dripping with drool.He had to be practically twenty feet tall,and banged around ...
• 5.Traditional Christmas
• We have a traditional family,so Christmas is always the same;we hang up spaghetti and doughnutsand break out the Slip-N-Slide game.We stand in the tub...
• 6.Homework for Christmas
• The teacher gave homework for Christmas.We thought it must be a mistake.She smiled when she said this assignmentwould take up our whole winter break.B...
• 7.Santa's Beard
• He wasn't too good with a razor and every time he would try Kris Kringle would cut himself shaving, so badly it caused him to cry. The townspeople lau...
• 8.A Dinosaur for Christmas
• A dinosaur for Christmasis the only thing I need.It doesn't matter if it's slowor one that's built for speed.A massive one, a tiny oneor one that's in...
• 9.Christmas Dinner
• Fruitcake.Candied yams.Mincemeat.Roasted hams.Eggnog.Turkey legs.Aspic.Deviled eggs.Gravy.Dinner rolls.Take some.Pass the bowls.Jell-o.Christmas punch...
• 10.Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
• Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list.I hope you'll bring it all.I've only asked for gifts my parentscan't find at the mall.I'd like to have a UFO,with...