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• 1.Growing penis
• When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and we...
• 2.Tarzan & Jane
• One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. W...
• 3.Dentist chair
• This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a too...
• 4.Back of the bus
• A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and took a set at the back. She noticed the man opposite her looking at here smiling but not taking his ey...
• 5.Stranded
• There are three premiership teams stranded in a desert - Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. They have been there for one week when they finally...
• 6.Princess & a frog
• Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues ...
• 7.New maid
• Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning she comments how lovely it looks. The new maid pulls off the hair and says, ...
• 8.Magic goblins
• One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. You're a goblin, she says, I...
• 9.Specimen cup
• There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to ta...
• 10.Sperm samples
• A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She sa...