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• 1.Marriage Arranged by an Unborn Baby
• The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her...
• 2.Time Is Money
• As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,Do you agree that 'Time is money'? Well,it's a very common saying.Who will...
• 3.这世界有谁真的了解男人
• The nice men are ugly. 好男人不帅。 The handsome men are not nice. 帅男人不好。 The handsome and nice men are gay. 又帅又好的男人是同性恋。 The handso...
• 4.漂亮美眉的婚后麻辣宣言
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other woman replied, Yes I am, I marri...
• 5.结扎手术
• Patient: I want to have a vasectomy. Doctor: It's a serious issue. Have you talked with your wife? Patient: Oh, yes. She agrees with me. Doctor: And y...
• 6.Airport （飞机场）
• A stewardess （空中小姐） wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around wa...
• 7.Anxious (着急)
• The wife says to the neighbor: My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼，焦...
• 8.I will do anything to pass
• I will do anything to pass只要能通过考试我愿意做任何事 A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door...
• 9.Chicken farmer
• A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before we begin, I'll need to ask a fe...
• 10.Brakes on
• A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man...