Distinction

时间：2007-06-18 01:47:45

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by Claire Bateman

    CONGRATULATIONS！

    You， （insert name here）， have just won A UNIQUE &

    FABULOUS1 PRIZE.

    Within the next 24 hours， you are GUARANTEED to receive the

    one & only COMB OF THE WORLD——authentic， conveniently

    pocket-sized， the distance between individual teeth measurable

    only by Scanning Electron Microscope （complimentary2 cathode-

    ray vacuum tube & fluorescent3 screen included）。

    Yes！ With THE original fine-tooth comb， you can finally bid

    farewell forever to those armies of predatory dust mites4

    rampaging through your carpet， the pseudomonads clinging to

    your dishtowel， the fungi5 burrowing6 through your plaster walls.

    And by simply combing the air around you， you can obtain

    ongoing7 relief from bronchial congestion8 & occular irritation9

    due to such unseen atmospheric10 impurities11 as volcanic12 ash；

    pulverized13 bone， hair， & skin； magnetized iron filings； residue14

    of feathers & spider eggs； all varieties of catalytic powders；

    ammoniac， sulfuric， & phosphorescent gasses； chimney soot15；

    fish scales； anthrax powder； floating ink & gold dust.

    Romance， finances， or career in knots？ THE COMB OF THE

    WORLD's ever-efficient micro-filtrating action is guaranteed

    to loosen & release the psychically16 constricting17 clove18 hitch19，

    timber hitch， bowline， & slipknot， as well as all varieties of

    syntactical & epistomological entanglings， irrelevancies，

    obfuscations， & infelicities.

    THE COMB OF THE WORLD works wonders with phobias

    & existential misgivings——YOU， yes， YOU will now be able

    to separate wave from particle， fact from inference， truth

    from prevarication20.

    No more shadowy rustlings in the soul's undergrowth. No more

    tough little colonies of unregenerate sadnesses， or ragged21

    ambiguities22 scuttling23 just out of reach. And those nearly

    imperceptible holes migrating through the rippling24 fabric25

    of your etheric body？——you can comb them all out even as

    they rise！

    And last but not least， though we possess only ABSOLUTE

    CONFIDENCE in our product， for your additional security

    & peace of mind， THE TWEEZERS26 OF THE WORLD will be

    included for free.


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1 fabulous ch6zI     
adj.极好的；极为巨大的；寓言中的，传说中的
参考例句：
  • We had a fabulous time at the party.我们在晚会上玩得很痛快。
  • This is a fabulous sum of money.这是一笔巨款。
2 complimentary opqzw     
adj.赠送的，免费的，赞美的，恭维的
参考例句：
  • She made some highly complimentary remarks about their school.她对他们的学校给予高度的评价。
  • The supermarket operates a complimentary shuttle service.这家超市提供免费购物班车。
3 fluorescent Zz2y3     
adj.荧光的，发出荧光的
参考例句：
  • They observed the deflections of the particles by allowing them to fall on a fluorescent screen.他们让粒子落在荧光屏上以观察他们的偏移。
  • This fluorescent lighting certainly gives the food a peculiar color.这萤光灯当然增添了食物特别的色彩。
4 mites d5df57c25d6a534a9cab886a451cde43     
n.（尤指令人怜悯的）小孩( mite的名词复数 )；一点点；一文钱；螨
参考例句：
  • The only discovered animals are water bears, mites, microscopic rotifers. 能够发现的动物只有海蜘蛛、螨和微小的轮虫。 来自辞典例句
  • Mites are frequently found on eggs. 螨会经常出现在蛋上。 来自辞典例句
5 fungi 6hRx6     
n.真菌，霉菌
参考例句：
  • Students practice to apply the study of genetics to multicellular plants and fungi.学生们练习把基因学应用到多细胞植物和真菌中。
  • The lawn was covered with fungi.草地上到处都是蘑菇。
6 burrowing 703e0bb726fc82be49c5feac787c7ae5     
v.挖掘（洞穴），挖洞( burrow的现在分词 )；翻寻
参考例句：
  • What are you burrowing around in my drawer for? 你在我抽屉里乱翻什么？ 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The forepaws are also used for burrowing and for dragging heavier logs. 它们的前爪还可以用来打洞和拖拽较重的树干。 来自辞典例句
7 ongoing 6RvzT     
adj.进行中的，前进的
参考例句：
  • The problem is ongoing.这个问题尚未解决。
  • The issues raised in the report relate directly to Age Concern's ongoing work in this area.报告中提出的问题与“关心老人”组织在这方面正在做的工作有直接的关系。
8 congestion pYmy3     
n.阻塞，消化不良
参考例句：
  • The congestion in the city gets even worse during the summer.夏天城市交通阻塞尤为严重。
  • Parking near the school causes severe traffic congestion.在学校附近泊车会引起严重的交通堵塞。
9 irritation la9zf     
n.激怒，恼怒，生气
参考例句：
  • He could not hide his irritation that he had not been invited.他无法掩饰因未被邀请而生的气恼。
  • Barbicane said nothing,but his silence covered serious irritation.巴比康什么也不说，但是他的沉默里潜伏着阴郁的怒火。
10 atmospheric 6eayR     
adj.大气的，空气的；大气层的；大气所引起的
参考例句：
  • Sea surface temperatures and atmospheric circulation are strongly coupled.海洋表面温度与大气环流是密切相关的。
  • Clouds return radiant energy to the surface primarily via the atmospheric window.云主要通过大气窗区向地表辐射能量。
11 impurities 2626a6dbfe6f229f6e1c36f702812675     
不纯( impurity的名词复数 )； 不洁； 淫秽； 杂质
参考例句：
  • A filter will remove most impurities found in water. 过滤器会滤掉水中的大部分杂质。
  • Oil is refined to remove naturally occurring impurities. 油经过提炼去除天然存在的杂质。
12 volcanic BLgzQ     
adj.火山的；象火山的；由火山引起的
参考例句：
  • There have been several volcanic eruptions this year.今年火山爆发了好几次。
  • Volcanic activity has created thermal springs and boiling mud pools.火山活动产生了温泉和沸腾的泥浆池。
13 pulverized 12dce9339f95cd06ee656348f39bd743     
adj.[医]雾化的，粉末状的v.将…弄碎( pulverize的过去式和过去分词 )；将…弄成粉末或尘埃；摧毁；粉碎
参考例句：
  • We pulverized the opposition. 我们彻底击败了对手。
  • He pulverized the opposition with the force of his oratory. 他能言善辩把对方驳得体无完肤。 来自辞典例句
14 residue 6B0z1     
n.残余，剩余，残渣
参考例句：
  • Mary scraped the residue of food from the plates before putting them under water.玛丽在把盘子放入水之前先刮去上面的食物残渣。
  • Pesticide persistence beyond the critical period for control leads to residue problems.农药一旦超过控制的临界期，就会导致残留问题。
15 soot ehryH     
n.煤烟，烟尘；vt.熏以煤烟
参考例句：
  • Soot is the product of the imperfect combustion of fuel.煤烟是燃料不完全燃烧的产物。
  • The chimney was choked with soot.烟囱被煤灰堵塞了。
16 psychically fc357bf48bf180a8211df7ef346ab03a     
adv.精神上
参考例句：
  • Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone? 难道你不知道你什么时候讨人厌吗？ 来自电影对白
  • Auras can be seen physically, or sensed psychically, or both. 从身体上能够看见光环，或从心理上感觉到它，或者二者都可以。 来自互联网
17 constricting e39c4b9a75f5ad2209b346998437e7b6     
压缩，压紧，使收缩( constrict的现在分词 )
参考例句：
  • Objective To discuss the clinical characteristics and treatment of congenital constricting band syndrome(CCBS) and amputations. 目的探讨先天性束带症与先天性截肢的临床特点及治疗方法。
18 clove TwtzJh     
n.丁香味
参考例句：
  • If tired,smell a whiff of clove oil and it will wake you up.如果疲倦，闻上一点丁香油将令人清醒。
  • A sweet-smell comes from roses and clove trees.丁香与玫瑰的香味扑鼻而来。
19 hitch UcGxu     
v.免费搭(车旅行)；系住；急提；n.故障；急拉
参考例句：
  • They had an eighty-mile journey and decided to hitch hike.他们要走80英里的路程，最后决定搭便车。
  • All the candidates are able to answer the questions without any hitch.所有报考者都能对答如流。
20 prevarication 62c2879045ea094fe081b5dade3d2b5f     
n.支吾；搪塞；说谎；有枝有叶
参考例句：
  • The longer negotiations drag on, the greater the risk of permanent prevarication. 谈判拖延的时间越久，长期推诿责任的可能性就越大。 来自互联网
  • The result can be a lot of needless prevarication. 结果就是带来一堆的借口。 来自互联网
21 ragged KC0y8     
adj.衣衫褴褛的，粗糙的，刺耳的
参考例句：
  • A ragged shout went up from the small crowd.这一小群人发出了刺耳的喊叫。
  • Ragged clothing infers poverty.破衣烂衫意味着贫穷。
22 ambiguities c533dc08d00d937d04433f16ae260367     
n.歧义( ambiguity的名词复数 )；意义不明确；模棱两可的意思；模棱两可的话
参考例句：
  • His reply was full of ambiguities. 他的答复非常暧昧。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Fortunately, no ambiguities hang about this word or about its opposite, indeterminism. 值得庆幸的是，关于这个词和它的反义词，非决定论都不存在多种解释。 来自哲学部分
23 scuttling 56f5e8b899fd87fbaf9db14c025dd776     
n.船底穿孔，打开通海阀（沉船用）v.使船沉没( scuttle的现在分词 )；快跑，急走
参考例句：
  • I could hear an animal scuttling about in the undergrowth. 我可以听到一只动物在矮树丛中跑来跑去。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • First of all, scuttling Yu Lung (this yuncheng Hejin) , flood discharge. 大禹首先凿开龙门（今运城河津市），分洪下泄。 来自互联网
24 rippling b84b2d05914b2749622963c1ef058ed5     
起涟漪的，潺潺流水般声音的
参考例句：
  • I could see the dawn breeze rippling the shining water. 我能看见黎明的微风在波光粼粼的水面上吹出道道涟漪。
  • The pool rippling was caused by the waving of the reeds. 池塘里的潺潺声是芦苇摇动时引起的。
25 fabric 3hezG     
n.织物，织品，布；构造，结构，组织
参考例句：
  • The fabric will spot easily.这种织品很容易玷污。
  • I don't like the pattern on the fabric.我不喜欢那块布料上的图案。
26 tweezers ffxzlw     
n.镊子
参考例句：
  • We simply removed from the cracked endocarp with sterile tweezers.我们简单地用消过毒的镊子从裂开的内果皮中取出种子。
  • Bee stings should be removed with tweezers.蜜蜂的螫刺应该用小镊子拔出来。

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