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If you didn't take the plea deal,
the Government would have seized the settlement.

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Ow, we could have bought that at court.

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Exactly, and then you would have
blown all the money into the lawyers!

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Who cares? If there was a chance
that I'd have to go to jail?

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You had Laotian convicts
sowing casual wear for 2?h.

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Don't you think you deserve a time out?

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8 months! Thanks to you,
I'm going away for 8 months!

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And when you get out, we have money
to start over with. Thanks to me.

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You know,
once you calm down

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you'll realize I did the right thing.

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And when that happens,
I'd appreciate an apology.

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Grandma's here!

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Now that is just perfect.
Stay put.

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I'm so sorry--

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Hey, Mom!

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Hey Susan.
I goofed¹.

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What happened?

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Oh, you know me.
No depth perception whatsoever².

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Some day I gonna shoot my licence.

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So you're Susan's mom?

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Yeah.
I'm Sophie Bremer. And you are?

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Mike Delfino.

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Oh! You're Mike?

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Oh my god!
Susan's told me so much about you!

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Don't you stand there,
give me a hug!

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Mom-- Mike and I aren't--
together anymore.

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Oh.

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Sorry.

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I guess I just made this very awkward, ha?

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Yeah, you really did.

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So let's call your insurance company.

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Well--
it's nice meeting you anyway, Mike.

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You too. And I'd never guessed
that you're Susan's mom.

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I know. I look too young.

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I got pregnant when I was a tiny teenager.

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OK.

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That was the first time I got drunk.
Ever. Can you believe it?

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Let's go.

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Her father was a Marine³.

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Afterwards, he gave me
three of his medals.

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Mom!

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Let's just go inside
and call the insurance company.

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All right.

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What are you smiling about?

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I used to have all these questions

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about how you got to be the way you are.

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They're all just answered.

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Hi!

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Hi!

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Hi! What's going on?