• 劝猪说

    14-11-27 The ritual sacrifice officer, in his official costume, seriously said to the pigs in the sky, You don't need to be afraid to die. I will treat you all very respectfully and politely. You remind me so much of my mother-in-law. I will spend 3 months t...

  • Ever catch all the fish? 你把所有的鱼都抓到了吗

    14-06-24 A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle(一群) of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the cita...

  • I was so far back already 我已经往回跑了这么远

    14-04-25 A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front...

  • MaLiang and His Magical Writing Brush

    13-07-11 There was once a boy called MaLiang. His family was very poor, so poor that he couldn't afford a writing brush. One day on his way home after herding the cattle, he passed by a private school. He saw a painter was painting for an officer. MaLiang lo...

  • C-level 高层管理人员

    13-06-09 The highest-level executives in a organization are usually called C-level , referring to the 3-letter initials starting with C and ending with O (for Chief ... Officer); the traditional officers are Chief Executive Officer (CEO), Chief Operations Of...

  • 伦敦警方破不了案就送花

    13-04-03 POLICE are sending bouquets of flowers to victims of burglaries and muggings - crimes they often have difficulty solving. 伦敦警方正在给那些盗窃和抢劫案的受害者送花束盗窃和抢劫经常难以破案。 They claim the gift helps soften the blow, but it can also...

  • Chief Privacy Officer 首席隐私官

    12-09-19 The Chief Privacy Officer (CPO) is a senior level executive within a business or organization who is responsible for managing the risks and business impacts of privacy laws and policies. The position is to ensure that personal data whether of employ...

  • Ashamed Soldier 惭愧的士兵

    11-10-28 Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite w...

  • Best Reward

    10-11-11 A naval officer fell overboard(落水) . He was rescued by a deck hand(甲板水手) . The officer asked how he could reward him. The best way, sir, said the deck hand, is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd c...

  • 想不到已经跑了这么远

    10-02-24 I didn't know that I was so far A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerou...