12-03-28 精彩对白 LeBoeuf: My name is LeBoeuf. I've just come from Yell County. Mattie Ross: We have no rodeo clowns in Yell County. LeBoeuf: A saucy line will not get you far with me. I saw your mother yesterday mornin'. She said for you to come right on ho...

12-03-27 A child became lost in a forest. He started to cry. At that moment, an elephant passed by and saw him crying. Child, why are you crying? the elephant asked. I've lost my mother, the child said. Don't cry. I'll stay with you until you find your mothe...

12-03-26 If you are thirty-plus and a woman with a masters degree in South Korea, you may need the help of a matchmaker to find love -- and your worried mother may even end up doing the legwork for you. 如果你是一个三十多岁的韩国女硕士，那么你可能需要媒人的...

12-03-21 No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl....

12-03-13 Early learning Richard Meier He's had his go, so now his sister gets to be the one being chased and gets to be the one who's caught and reassembled by mum's embrace. He tries to watch, to wait quietly and for ten, twenty seconds keeps still but then...

12-03-06 Rose's Sacrifice There certainly were larks on Campbell's Island next day, as Charlie had foretold, and Rose took her part in them like one intent on enjoying every minute to the utmost. There was a merry breakfast, a successful fishing expedition,...

12-02-28 A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white? The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey. The son, sti...

12-02-28 Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。...

12-02-07 For the space of three years he wandered over the world, and in the world there was neither love nor loving-kindness nor charity for him, but it was even such a world as he had made for himself in the days of his great pride. And one evening he came...

12-01-19 After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while, her son returned and said, M...