22-08-30 Q: Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche and a porcupine? A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside!...

22-03-09 Q: How are lawyers like sperm? A: One out of a million turns out to be a human being....

16-05-12 A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p. m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called...

15-12-10 Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night. He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, di...

15-08-31 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?...

15-07-22 Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?...

13-02-27 One day in spring four men were riding on horseback along a country road. These men were lawyers, and they were going to the next town to attend court. There had been a rain, and the ground was very soft. Water was dripping from the trees, and the g...