11-09-08 On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. Give the poor man a glass of brandy, advises a woman. Give him a heart massage, says someone else. No, just give him some brandy, insists th...

11-09-08 In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film. In that case, said one of them, you're facing the wrong way. 剧院里，一位女士回头对后面正在说笑的一群女学生说：如果你们不介...

11-08-30 A fat lady walked into the dress shop. I'd like to see a dress that would fit me, she told the clerk. So would I, said the tactless clerk. 一个胖女人走进服装店。我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，她告诉店员说。 我也是。不太老练的店员说道。...

11-08-30 A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, then smiled, Yes, i...

11-07-21 A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is lousy and the other is swell. Would you promise me that? W...

11-07-05 影片对白： Dorian: This young lady. Manager: Miss Sibyl Vane, my lord, in the role of Ophelia. Sibyl: ...see that noble and most sovereign reason like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh. That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth blasted...

11-06-28 Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 小约翰告诉妈妈：早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位...

11-06-15 This is a story from Strange Tales from Make-Do Studio. Lady Fan was gentle and beautiful. One day, accompanied by an attendant on an outing（远足） to the Water and Moon Monastery, she encountered the warm and equally beautiful Lady Feng. As they f...

10-11-26 A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down. Open it again, said the second lady, I'll die of suffocation（窒息，闷死） if there is no...

10-11-18 One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered（连续猛击，磨损） by frantic（狂乱的，疯狂的） women. He stood it as lon...