• 当我们离别时

    12-09-03 When we two parted In silence and tears, Half broken-hearted To sever for years, Pale grew thy cheek and cold, Colder thy kiss; Truly that hour foretold Sorrow to this! The dew of the morning Sunk chill on my brown It felt like the warning Of what I...

  • Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账

    12-02-28 Walking up to a department store's fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost? Only one kiss per yard, replied the male clerk with a smirk(假笑,傻笑) . That's fine, s...

  • Keys Or Kiss 钥匙还是接吻

    11-12-05 A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book,...

  • How to Become Rich 如何致富

    11-09-08 Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father. Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel. Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month. 弟弟:我看见你亲我姐...

  • 德国将禁止办公室同事相互亲吻

    11-08-15 A German etiquette group has called for a total ban on work colleagues kissing one another in the office, claiming a peck on the cheek is a form of 'terrorism'. 一个德国的礼仪团体呼吁全面禁止办公室里同事间互相亲吻,他们声称亲脸蛋是一种恐怖主义行为。...

  • Goodbye Kiss 父亲的吻

    10-11-22 The Board Meeting had come to an end. Bob started to stand up and jostled(推挤,撞) the table, spilling his coffee over his notes. How embarrassing. I am getting so clumsy in my old age. Everyone had a good laugh, and soon we were all telling stor...

  • 一对英国男女迪拜餐厅接吻被判监禁

    10-04-10 A Dubai appeals court on Sunday upheld a one-month prison sentence for a British couple convicted of kissing in a restaurant. 一对英国男女因在迪拜一家餐厅接吻而被判处一个月的监禁。两人因不服判决随后提出上诉,但迪拜一家上诉法院于上周日宣布维持原判。...

  • 调查:英国人已不再羞于当众流露感情

    10-04-04 The famous British stiff upper lip has become a thing of the past, according to a survey on Thursday which found Britons are no longer embarrassed to shed a tear or be affectionate in public. 上周四公布的一项调查称,英国人不苟言笑的著名形象如今已成...

  • Senior Class 年长者阶层

    10-02-24 Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too...

  • Some thoughts on building a successful marriage

    09-11-25 From my perspective, once you enter into the realm of marriage, building and maintaining a successful marriage is actually a big part of personal and financial success. A solid marriage not only results in people sharing resources together, but a ma...