• What A Way To Go

    16-08-23 There are two guys in a bar...one says, Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!!! Whoa, what the heck happened to him? asks the other guy. Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didnt brake prop...

  • Talking Dog For Sale

    16-08-23 A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back...

  • Sadism And Bestiality And Necrophilia

    15-11-24 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. Doc, he says, I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again. What dream? asked the shrink, not really paying attention. You know, says the man, the one where I'm into...

  • guybernation 避男期

    15-09-25 Guybernation is a slang term used to describe how a woman would go into hiding because of a relationship with a guy that went bad, she is said to be in guybernation when she is taking time off from looking for another guy. 避男期是一个口头俚语,指女...

  • guy best friend 男闺蜜

    15-08-20 Guy best friend is your non-romantic male soul mate. Usually when a girl is deprived of a brother, this male ends up being the replacement. They are as close as siblings and he means the world to her. He is referred to as the guy best friend usually...

  • Wanna Hear A Blonde Joke

    15-04-15 A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, Wanna hear a blonde joke? In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb bl...

  • Sitting Swimmingly

    14-12-30 Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born disabled. The first has no arms. The second has no legs and the third has no body, just a head. The prospect of the race was a bit ridiculous, but the three had all trained...

  • Take Thee To A Nunnery

    14-11-19 Sitting behind some nuns (whose habits partially blocked their view) at a hockey game, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only...

  • rebound guy/girl 备胎

    14-11-06 Rebound guy/girl is a guy/girl used on the sideline by an individual if he/she thinks his/her relationship is going to end. 备胎就是一个人留在身边备用以防上一段感情快要结束的暧昧男或暧昧女。 Rebound guy/girl would do anything for you or accompany yo...

  • guy time 哥们儿时间

    14-07-10 Guy time refers to quality time men spend with his male friends and do guy things, such as watching violent movies, getting aggressive at the gym, and watching football games with crude comments. Guy time(哥们儿时间)指男人们跟自己的哥们儿一起度过...