12-04-02 The girl would turn her cell phone off and put it by her photo on the desk every night before going to bed. This habit has been with her ever since she bought the phone. The girl had a very close boyfriend. When they couldn't meet, they would either...

12-03-29 Xi Shi, a famous beauty, had a pain in her bosom（胸部） , so she had a frown on her face when she went out. An ugly girl who lived nearby saw her and thought she looked very beautiful. therefore when she went home, she also put her hands on her bos...

12-03-28 影片对白 Eduardo: Hey, what's going on? Mark: Perfect timing . Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient. Eduardo: Hey, Mark. Mark: Wardo. Eduardo: You and Erica split up . Mark: How did you know that? Eduardo: It's on your blog. Mark...

12-03-21 No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl....

12-02-28 A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date: Is this your date with the young man for the first time? Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question? 一个小伙子问前来赴约的女孩：你是第一次和男孩子约会吗？ 那当然了。咦，怎么...

12-02-28 Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost? Only one kiss per yard, replied the male clerk with a smirk（假笑，傻笑） . That's fine, s...

12-02-21 精彩对白 Liz: Listen, lady, I am only 7, but I can tell you're a complete moron ...because I am from Naples. Sofi: I love this place, but Giovanni said to watch out. His cousin got mugged here in a museum. Liz: Are you serious? Sofi: Watch out for t...

12-02-03 One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt? Of course, I will. the girl said firmly. Do you mean what you say? the man asked. That's what I want to ask you. the girl said. 一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友...

12-02-01 影片对白 Merab: You were warned. You were warned nice, and you wouldn't listen. Why didn't you listen? Megan: What are we ever going to do with you, baby girl? Ree: Kill me, I guess. Megan: That idea has been said already. Got any others? Ree: Help...

11-12-30 There was a man called Guo Han in the Tang Dynasty(618-907). One summer night, when the moon was very bright he suddenly saw a girl descending（下降） slowly from the sky. He observed the girl closely, and found that the dress she was wearing was se...