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• 1.Excuse for Speeding 超速的理由
• Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you driving so fast? the policeman y...
• 2.The Climate of New Zealand 新西兰的气候
• The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they...
• 3.Five Months Older 大五个月
• Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only i...
• 4.The Name of a Poet 诗人的名字
• The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today． It works like this, she said. S...
• 5.A Great Man 一名伟人
• A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has ...
• 6.Ways to report death 报丧方式
• Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to（附属于，爱慕）...
• 7.Only cash and credit cards
• When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. Do y...
• 8.Zizz...
• The preacher（传教士，牧师） was vexed（焦急的，生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集合，圣会） always fell asleep during the serm...
• 9.The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
• The ability of the Kangaroo The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was fou...
• 10.A Blind Beggar 醉汉和盲人乞丐
• A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a h...