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• 1.Cross-eyed Rottweiler
• Aman took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it? Well said the vet lets have a look ...
• 2.The Bar Mitzvah
• Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. Really bad, said the second bee, the weather has been really wet and damp and...
• 3.Does Your Dog Bite
• There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite? the tourist asked. ...
• 4.Seeing Eye Chihuahua
• here's a guy with a Doberman Pincer and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincer says to the guy with a Chihuahua, Let's go over to th...
• 5.The Amazing Pet
• man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn't want your ordinary, garden variety pet! No, he wanted a pet th...
• 6.Cooking Instructions
• ccording to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has ...
• 7.Goodbye Ugly Suit
• hen the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some ver...
• 8.Life as a Female Bear
• f you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat y...
• 9.Cat Collector
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• 10.How to Tell the Weather
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