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• 1.A great excuse 合适的借口
• To make the rush hour easier, our small grocery store has a rule for children returning soft-drink bottles: NO BOTTLES ACCEPTED AFTER FIVE O'CLOCK One...
• 2.I need God with skin 有身躯的上帝
• To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have to reassure him at bedtime that God was watching over him. O...
• 3.Law, Schmaw!
• Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. To...
• 4.Children In Church
• 3-year-old Reese: Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: Lord, if you can...
• 5.Needles are not Nice
• Diane, I just don't understand?! I don't have a boyfriend or a husband, I can never get a date and guys just don't seem interested in me. I don't know...
• 6.Clever Bobby 聪明的博比
• Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. The boy is only two years old, he sai...
• 7.The result of laziness 懒惰的结果
• Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on The Result of Laziness, and I turned in a blank she...
• 8.Is ink so expensive 墨水很贵吗
• Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some o...
• 9.A school report 学校成绩单
• The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful（愤怒的） as he read, English, po...
• 10.Something I didn't do 我没做的事
• Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it? Tommy: M-m-my less...