Hello Mother, Hello Father

时间:2015-03-02 05:17:35

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A child custody1 case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant2 full custody to.
 
So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
 
"No." said the boy.
 
"Why not?" said the judge.
 
"Because she beats me."
 
The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."
 
"Oh no," cried the boy, "he beats me too."
 
Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?"
 
"I want to live with the New York Knicks!"
 
"Why?" asks the judge.
 
"They never beat anybody."

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1 custody Qntzd     
n.监护,照看,羁押,拘留
参考例句:
  • He spent a week in custody on remand awaiting sentence.等候判决期间他被还押候审一个星期。
  • He was taken into custody immediately after the robbery.抢劫案发生后,他立即被押了起来。
2 grant afvxA     
vt.同意给予,授予,承认;n.拨款;补助款
参考例句:
  • If you grant my request, you will earn my thanks.如果你答应我的要求,就会得到我的感谢。
  • He requested that the premier grant him an internview.他要求那位总理接见他一次。

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