Joke: Sick Sunday

时间：2007-02-03 00:58:51

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A little girl and her mother were in church1 when the girl started to feel ill.

"Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl.

"No." replied2 Mom.

"I think I'm gonna throw up."

"Well go out the front door, walk around the back of the church and throw up behind a bush3."

A few4 moments later5 the girl returned6 to her seat7.

"Did8 you throw up?" asked Mom.

"Yes."

"How could9 you have gone all the way around the church, throw up and be back here so soon?"

"I didn't even10 have to go outside. They have a box right by the front door that says 'For the Sick'."
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1 church SVRyg     
n.教堂，礼拜堂；教会
参考例句：
  • Mary joined a church yesterday.玛丽昨天加入了教会。
  • She was standing on the church steps.她正站在教堂门前的台阶上。
2 replied f5ebc4996f23125ce7224d2fca606f4d     
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。
  • I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3 bush MSWyJ     
n.灌木，灌木丛，矮树
参考例句：
  • This bush has grown up a lot in the last few months.这矮树丛几个月来已向上长高了很多。
  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.一鸟在手，胜于二鸟在林。
4 few kk0x2     
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
参考例句：
  • There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
  • I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
5 later vpyzAr     
adv.过后，后来；adj.以后的，更后的，较晚的
参考例句：
  • He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。
  • This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。
6 returned Rjwzxy     
adj.被送回的，归来的v.返回，回来( return的过去式和过去分词 )；恢复；还；归还
参考例句：
  • He resigned as Home Secretary and returned to the back benches. 他辞去了内政大臣的职务，回到后座议员席。
  • The painting has been returned to its rightful owner . 这幅画已归还给合法所有权人。
7 seat jZyxF     
n.座，座位，位子，席位；所在地；vt.使坐下，使就座，设座于
参考例句：
  • Go back to your seat.回到你的坐位去。
  • Which seat do you prefer?你更喜欢哪个位置？
8 did SvwxP     
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
  • How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
  • Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？
9 could lzvxe     
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
参考例句：
  • Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
  • I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。
10 even EiUzR     
adj.平坦的，偶数的，相等的；adv.甚至，恰好，正当
参考例句：
  • It was cold yesterday,but it's even colder today. 昨天冷，今天更冷了。
  • He's the best teacher even though he has the least experience.尽管他经验最少，但教得最好。

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