Joke: Blonde, Tarzan And Elephant

Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?
A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch.

Q: How are bob barker and lorena bobbit different?
A: One is a slick pricer and the other is a prick¹ slicer

Q: How is a blond like a screen door?
A: The harder you slamm them the looser they become

Q: How do elephants hide in the jungle?
A: Paint there balls green and lay on their backs in a watermelon patch

Q: How did tarzan die?
A: Thumping² watermelons

Q: How are a turtle and a blond similar?
A: Put them on their backs and they are phucked

Q: Why did the blond have a big belly³ button?
A: Her boyfriend was blond too!