Joke: Computers Are Male

Reasons computers must be male
1. They have a lot of data¹ but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny² until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. The lights are on but nobody's home.