Kneasels

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon¹. They opened the champagne² and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled⁴ and weird⁵. Why are your feet so gross?"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected⁶ my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom³ took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.

"What's wrong with your knees?" She asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed⁷!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles⁸?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess.. Smallcox?"