Joke: The Thrill is Gone

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug.

Doug suggests, "Why not add some intrigue¹ to your life and have an affair?"

"But what if my wife finds out?" asks Bill.

"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!" said Doug.

So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together."

"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that梚t didn't work."