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Populate Earth
时间:2006-08-30 07:43:42
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One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.
"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."
"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"
"Adam, I now want you to
caress
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Eve."
"Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam.
God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush and
caressed
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her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"
"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."
"Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam.
God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"
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caress
vt./n.爱抚,抚摸
参考例句:
She gave the child a loving caress.她疼爱地抚摸着孩子。
She feasted on the caress of the hot spring.她尽情享受着温泉的抚爱。
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caressed
爱抚或抚摸…( caress的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句:
His fingers caressed the back of her neck. 他的手指抚摩着她的后颈。
He caressed his wife lovingly. 他怜爱万分地抚摸着妻子。
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