Adult Joke-Math Lesson
时间：2007-01-02 02:57:07
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended1 to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching2 assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician3 that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended1 to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching2 assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician3 that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
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offended
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| v.触怒( offend的过去式和过去分词 )；得罪；冒犯；使反感令人不适 | |
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teaching
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| n.教学，执教，任教，讲授；(复数)教诲 | |
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mathematician
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| n.数学家 | |
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