Blonde Rowing In The Field

There is a blonde in a boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blonde drives by in her car and sees the women, in the boat, in the field rowing away.

The blonde in the car stops, jumps out and yells, "Hey you... It's women like you who give blondes a bad name!! And if I knew how to swim I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS¹!!!"