Turner Brown

时间：2006-12-08 01:19:46

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A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing1 next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy and says, "Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three-pound left ball, three-pound right ball, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints!

The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping2 his face and shaking him. He asks the small guy, "What's wrong?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big guy looks down and says "Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three- pound left ball, three-pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, "Turn around."


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1 standing 2hCzgo     
n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的
参考例句：
  • After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
  • They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
2 slapping 72aa94f5f83d6a13aff1d32cf6d43310     
adj.非常快的，大而壮的，极好的v.掌击，拍打( slap的现在分词 )；制止；镇压；（尤指生气地）啪的一声放下
参考例句：
  • His impudence provoked her into slapping his face. 他的粗暴让她气愤地给了他一耳光。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Oh, that's right,'said Hsin-mei, slapping his own thigh. 辛楣拍大腿道：“对，对，对！ 来自汉英文学 - 围城

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