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Sorry.

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That's OK.
I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update.

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Guys, we should be ashamed
for reveling in that woman's misery¹.

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That being said, Edie, please continue.

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Well. I hear from a very reliable source
that Maisy will cut a deal with the prosecution².

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Apparently, she has some high-profile johns
and the DA is looking for a second term.

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I don't get it.
I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex.

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Obviously someone
who is not getting it at home.

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The upshot is: Maisy will turn over
her little black book with all her clients' names.

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Really?

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Yep. Can you imagine the fallout
when this goes public?

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Blood on the walls.

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I'm all in.
- I'll call.

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Bree?
- What just happened?

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Stakes were raised.
- Yes, yes, they were... I've called.

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I can't believe how lucky you were today.
- Luck had nothing to do with it.

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I had crappy cards, I was bluffing⁴ the entire time.
- Really? Wow, you're good.

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That's the only nice thing I could say about my first husband:
he told me how to bluff³.

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He played poker⁵?
- No, he was lousy in bed.

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I had to fake a lot of orgasms.

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You don't have to respond.
- Thank you.

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So where was Susan today?
- I'm not sure.

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Wow, Tom must be great in bed.
- Huh?

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Obviously you have no idea how to bluff.
- OK. She's going through something she prefers to keep private.

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She's upset with Mike, isn't she?
Come on, I'll find out sooner or later!

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She's devastated⁶ about the breakup and hasn't left the house in days.
- Why didn't you just tell me that?

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Because it's personal; it's something
she would only want me to tell her friends.

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I'm Susan's friend.

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What? I don't hate her.

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Edie, if you want me to share stuff with you,
start to be more supportive with Susan.

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OK. How?
- What do friends do?

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They call; they're sympathetic; they ask about the pain
the other one is going through; and then -- they listen.

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But what if you want to be supportive
but just can't stand listening to people bitch?

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Then it's good to know how to bluff.

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Congratulations!
- Thank you!

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Thank you! It's very exciting.

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I really think you deserve this award.

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God, I have to go to the bathroom again.
- Go to Bree's.

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Been to Bree's twice today.
- Then go to Susan's.

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I hate Susan's. She has all these weird⁷ scented⁸ candles.
Her house reeks⁹ of apricot. Hose!

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What about Lynette's?
- I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore.

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I'm tired of knocking on doors, making up excuses
why we haven't fixed¹⁰ our plumbing¹¹.

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Why are you yelling at me?
- Because it's your fault.

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My fault?
- If you hadn't gotten yourself indicted¹², we would have pipes.

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I got indicted trying to make enough money to keep you happy.

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In case you hadn't noticed,
you're a little materialistic¹³.

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I'm materialistic? When the Johnsons bought their new 7 series,

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you traded in your car for something better.
- Who ended up driving it?

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I don't have time to fight.
I have laundry to do.

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Nurse Abigail?
- Mrs Scavo, right? The twins' mother?