绝望的主妇13下-1

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previously on "desperate¹ housewives²"...

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Were you with a woman?

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He cheated on you.
You said you were going to hate him forever.

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You shouldn't listen to a woman
who's just had her heart broken.

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Sometimes ending a relationship...

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I don't care what we call it.
I just want to be with you.

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I don't think that would be wise.

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Can be very hard.

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I'm the one who was sleeping with your son.

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But, Helen, it's over now.

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But keeping secrets...

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It's not even close to being over.

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is even harder.

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I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.

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I killed my baby sister.

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Okay,30 seconds is up now.
I want you to put this --

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whoa, whoa, whoa! Back here, back here!

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Come back here! I want the toys picked up!

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How many times do I have to tell you, pick up your toys!

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You want a spanking³? Okay!

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There's a look that parents of well-behaved children
give to the parents of the not-so-well-behaved.

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Porter, don't you dare⁴ look at me like that.
I will wipe that smirk⁵ off your face...

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It's a look that says,
"you should learn to control your kids."

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We're just going to clean the yard...

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"After all, they're your responsibility⁶."

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Hey! I'm not fooling!

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Of course, it was easy for Susan to feel
smug with a daughter like Julie.

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She always brought home straight A's.

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Oh, you did it again!

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She was helpful around the house.

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How you feeling?

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She was bright, affectionate, and considerate⁷ of others.

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To her mother's way of thinking,
Julie was the perfect child.

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Unfortunately, Susan was about to discover
that no such creature existed.

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Mom.

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What's going on here?
W-were you just kissing my daughter?

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Uh, I -- a little.

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What are you thinking?

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Mom, calm down.

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She's only 14!

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Yeah, I should -- I should probably be going.

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You think?

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Oh, just...

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See you Friday.