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It's a search and rescue, not recover.
We don't know if she's dead.

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Yeah, people fake their own abductions all the time.

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Could we talk about something else,
something less depressing?

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Well, here's something -- Mike told me he loved me.

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Oh, my god!

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Over here! They found the body!

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No, I'm sorry! False alarm! We didn't find a body.

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Uh, Susan just had some really good news.

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- Sorry.
- It was nothing. False alarm.

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Well, doesn't that figure.
Susan always finds a way to make it about her.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
the fabulous¹ buick lacrosse.

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It -- it has expertly crafted interior,

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peaceful, quiet tuning², and ultra sonic rear parking assist.

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Observe the remote activation³ feature.

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Uh, and it also has a lot of other exciting,
good, cool car things.

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Tom, Lynette. What are you doing here?

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We're buying a new water heater. Um, how about you?

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Just doing a little shopping,
trying to get my mind off things.

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Hey, Gabby, you need help?
It looks like you're stuck here.

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Oh, I guess I am.

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- No worries. I got it.
- Guess I got too close to the turntable.

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I'm a sucker for these buicks.

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Come on, you bastard⁴.

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You know, with their, uh, perfectly⁵ crafted
interior and peaceful, quiet tuning.

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Uh-huh.

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Little formal for the mall.

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Oh, uh, you know, I-I wanted to match
the shoes to the dress.

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This is, uh, sarah,

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my shopping buddy⁶. We like to hitthe boutiques together.

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Okay, well, you gals⁷, um, shop your little hearts out.
See you later.

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Bye.

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Wow. Look at you. You going out?

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Not that it's any of your business, but, um, I have a date.

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A date? What kind of date?

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Rex, I don't want to say anything that might upset you.

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The doctor says any undue⁸ stress could
cause another heart attack.

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It's a romantic date with a single, attractive man,
and I intend to french the hell out of him.

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Oh, right on time.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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In my spare time, I garden. I thought you might like these.

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Oh, my. They're exquisite⁹.

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Compost and eggshells?

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Yes.

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Oh. Come on in.

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Thanks.

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George, you remember Rex.

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Uh, I thought you said you were separated.

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Oh, we are, emotionally. Physically¹⁰, he just lives here
because his mistress refuses to care for him.

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Would you like a drink?

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Uh, no, I-I'm fine, thanks.