绝望的主妇8-10

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No, I won't. Not until you tell me.

452
Why do you care?

453
Because I need to know that you're not a monster.

454
You want to know how I feel?

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Yeah.

456
Okay, here goes.

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I feel bad that she got hurt,

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but I also feel bad that my car got dinged

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because somebody didn't have enough sense to
look both ways before she crossed the street.

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And I also feel bad that now I'm going
to have to ride my bike to school.

461
Andrew, you almost killed another human being.

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She's an old lady, okay?

463
She's lived her life.

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I have my whole life ahead of me,
and now it might be screwed¹ up.

465
That's what you should be worried about.

466
What I'm worried about, Andrew, is that
you don't seem to have a soul.

467
Give me one good reason why I
shouldn't call the police.

468
Because I'm your son.

469
That would make you the monster.

470
Hey, buddy².

471
Susan, is that you?

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Mike? I'm upstairs... sort of.

473
Hang on. I'll -- I'll be right up.

474
What happened?

475
Well, see, this bird, um...

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flew in your bathroom window,

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and I tried to save it, but, uh...

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it died.

479
I don't think that's what happened.

480
I don't think so, either.

481
Can you just help me get out of here, please?

482
Come on.

483
Thank you.

484
You have no idea what that was like.

485
You went through my cabinets³.

486
What?

487
Oh, I can explain that.

488
Get out of my house.

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Mike --

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Get out.

491
Hello there.

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Good afternoon.

493
Oh. Well, isn't this just as pretty as a picture book.

494
Well, the plan is to put in a small condo.

495
You want to make some money,
or you want to pussyfoot around?

496
What do you suggest?

497
I'm thinking strip⁴ mall.

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I've run some numbers.

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Nice stationery⁵.

500
Oh, it's stolen.