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Yeah.

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You could say that she shot¹ herself in the living room

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and then crawled² out back to die.

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Well, I'm just saying.

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Oh, I got to go. I'll call you tomorrow.

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Edie, wait.

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Paul had always known³ Edie Britt was capable⁴
of doing anything to close a deal.

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But now he realized she was capable of so much more.

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Hey, Danielle.

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Hey, Mrs. Solis.

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Oh, Danielle...

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remember when you said you wanted to be a model?

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You remember that? That was, like, last summer.

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Well, as it turns out, Percik Modeling Academy
has an opening for their summer program.

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Would you like me to sponsor⁵ you?

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Would I? Oh, my god. That's, like,
one of the best schools in the country.

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You would do that for me?

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I sure would.

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I would so love to go to New York.

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Oh, and I would so love to help you get there.

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Hey, Jordana.

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Hey, Lynette. How are you?

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You look a little tired. Is everything okay?

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Actually, I'm getting ready for a dinner
party tomorrow night -- six people.

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Sounds fun.

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Big fun.

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Say, you wouldn't have any of your kids' A.D.D. medication
that you could spare just to get me over the hump --

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Tina!

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Don't push your sister.

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Gosh, Lynette,

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I'm really running low.

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I need all my energy I can get.

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My sister Elaine and her kids
are flying in town for a week.

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Yeah, that's exciting.
I wish my sister would visit more often.

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Yeah, sisters are great.

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Yeah.

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Just three or four pills.
I'm really hitting a wall here.

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Yeah, the come-down can be a real bitch.

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I wish I could help.

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I'm not going to forget about this, Jordana.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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It means⁶ come girl scout⁷ cookie time,

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don't bother bringing around little Tina,
because we won't be home.

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What's all this about?

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You both know that your mother and
I have been unhappy for quite a while.

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After a lot of soul-searching, we've decided
that it would be better if we got divorced⁸.

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But whatever problems your father and I may have,

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it doesn't change the fact that
we love you very, very much.

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I've got a question.

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Go ahead, sweet heart. Ask whatever you want.