Scooby Dooby Dooby

时间：2006-11-28 08:34:55

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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.' "

She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, and in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual1. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

"Why yes, I do. How did you know?"

The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory dickory dock2..."


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1 ritual 7Cgzq     
adj.例行的，老规矩的，惯常的
参考例句：
  • This was the monthly ritual.这是每月一次的例规。
  • I realized that here the conventions required me to make the ritual noises.我意识到此时按照惯例我应该说些客套话。
2 dock GsQx9     
n.码头；被告席；vt.使(船)进港；扣；vi.进港
参考例句：
  • We took the children to the dock to see the ships.我们带孩子们到码头去看轮船。
  • The corrupt official stood in the dock.那贪官站在被告席上。

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