单身日记2理性边缘－19

901
[ Primal¹ Scream: Loaded]

902
 Just what is it
that you want to do?

903
Such lovely colours! [g]asps]

904
 We wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time...

905
Beautiful Bridg]et! Beautiful Bridg]et!
Beautiful Bridg]et!

906
Bridg]et Jones!

907
[Daniel's voice, distorted]
Bridg]et Jones!

908
But, wait...

909
- [Daniel, distorted] Bridg]et Jones?
- What sound is that?

910
It is Daniel Cleaver². [echoes]

911
[thinks]
How unutterably beautiful he is.

912
Jones, what the hell are you doing]?

913
[Bridget] You are lovely colours.

914
-  I don't wanna lose your love...
- Here.

915
Here I am.

916
I think you're completely off your face.

917
- Hey.
- [Bridg]et g]roans]

918
- Bloody³ hell.
- [Bridg]et g]roans and sig]hs]

919
Oh... Oh, I'm an ang]el.

920
Oh. How lovely.

921
Glorious sand.

922
Oh.

923
I want to be naked.

924
- Naked as a baby.
- Come on, then, ang]el. Up you g]et.

925
[Daniel strains]

926
- All rig]ht?
- Mmm.

927
- [Daniel] How are you feeling]?
- Completely embarrassed.

928
Don't be. You're charming] on drug]s.
In future, just say yes.

929
Do you know, I never really understood
why you wanted to g]o out with me.

930
- It seemed so unlikely.
- Come on. For God's sake.

931
You're sexy. You make me laug]h.

932
At you, of course, not with you.

933
And you were,...

934
... incidentally,...

935
...the best shag]...

936
...I ever had.

937
The best?

938
Aside from Simon Reade
in the fifth-form locker⁴ room, yeah.

939
Suppose I said you were pretty g]ood too?

940
Pretty g]ood?

941
Was I better than Mark Darcy?

942
By the way, is it true he always says
"I'm sorry, I think I'm g]oing] to come"?

943
- Who told you that?
- It's common knowledg]e, isn't it?

944
Come on, Jones. Who g]ave who the hoof⁵?

945
And why?

946
Let's just say

947
that we suffered
from a fatal incompatibility⁶.

948
I have missed you, Jones.

949
I don't suppose
there's any circumstances

950
in which you would ever consider