大话王－19

901
What are you doing ?
Call me !

902
You do not understand.
l can't lie.

903
l can't do anything dishonest
until 8:15 tonight !

904
Listen, you bastard¹ !
l want my money !

905
l am not going to end up
a 31-year-old divorcee on welfare...

906
because my scumbag attorney
had a sudden attack of conscience !

907
Thirty-one ?

908
lf Mr. Reede has
no further witnesses,

909
then l have no choice
but to rule in favor of--

910
Your Honor !

911
l call Samantha Cole
to the stand.

912
- [ Murmuring, Chattering² ]
- Order.

913
Order ! Order !

914
- Knock it off !
- Sit down !

915
Mr. Reede, it is out of
sheer morbid³ curiosity...

916
l'm allowing this...
freak show to continue.

917
Mrs. Cole...
if you dare.

918
Mrs. Cole...

919
is this a copy
of your driver's license⁴ ?

920
- Yes.
- lt says here you're
a blonde. Are you ?

921
- [ Scoffs⁵ ]
- lf you don't remember,
perhaps Mr. Falk will.

922
- Brunette.
- We can play the tape again.
Maybe it's on there.

923
l'm a brunette !

924
Thank you.
Now let's see.

925
"Weight: 105."
Yeah ! ln your bra.

926
- Your Honor, l object !
- You would !

927
- Bastard !
- Hag !

928
Quiet ! Overruled ! Weight ?

929
One-eighteen.

930
All right, fine, fine.
l'm 127.

931
Uh-huh. And it says here
you were born in 1964,

932
but that's not true
either, is it ?

933
- ls it !
- No.

934
Will you tell me what it says
here on your birth certificate
under "date of birth" ?

935
Your Honor, what does this
have to do with anything ?

936
Overruled. Mrs. Cole,
answer the question.

937
[ Blows Air ]
"1965."

938
Now let me get this straight.

939
That would mean that you lied
about your age to make yourself older.

940
But why would any woman
want to do that ?

941
l changed it
so l could get married.

942
And the truth
shall set you free !

943
My client lied about her age !

944
She was only 17 when she got married,
which makes her a minor⁶,

945
and in the great
state of California,

946
no minor can enter
into any legal contract...

947
without parental⁷ consent,
including--

948
Prenuptial agreements.

949
Prenuptial agreements !
This contract is void !

950
The fact that my client has been ridden
more than Seattle Slew⁸ is irrelevant⁹.