初恋的回忆－5

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I don't know what I'm drinking,
dollface, but if this is love...

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...pour me another glass.

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Are you trying to be bad at this?

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No, just comes naturally.

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All right, everybody,
let's go to the end.

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Don't even pretend you won't be great.

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-Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
-All right. See you.

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Bye.

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-So would it kill you to try?
-Yep, and I'm too young to die.

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You don't care about classes,
but you like school...

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...because you're popular
and you'll never be on top again.

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-That's thoroughly¹ predictable.
-Your act only works on an audience.

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Feeling Christian²?

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Seat belt?

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-I forfeit³.
-Thank you.

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Forty-two.

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What do you mean, forty-two?

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Forty-two is befriend somebody
I don't like.

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It's a to-do list I have for my life.

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Like getting a new personality?

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Join the Peace Corps,
make a medical discovery.

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Ambitious.

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Be in two places at once,
get a tattoo⁴.

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What's number one?

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I'd tell you,
but then I'd have to kill you.

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I've come...

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...to see if you're ready.

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Take a good look. The only thing
I'm ready for is a dirt nap.

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Ready to look into your heart,
Tom Thornton.

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Your words have been heard,
and not just by me.

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When you walked into....

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Shit. When you walked into my club,
that wasn't just a coincidence.

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Nothing's coincidence, baby.

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You know you're the only one
who can make me sing.

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Yeah, Miss Garber!
You'll put Eric in all your plays!

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Eric, I'll put you in all my plays!

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Come on. Do you know I got
three weeks to memorize all this?

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You couldn't pull this off
in three months! De Niro couldn't!

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I didn't write it, okay?

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But you're gonna make a jackass
of yourself in front of everyone.

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Look, I don't have a choice,
so would you help me out, please?

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I'm just busting⁵ on you.

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I'll be there opening night,
front row. And you can count on it.

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With tomatoes.

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Thanks, man.

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Landon? Boys, can you help
with these groceries?

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-Yeah.
-No problem.

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Jamie.

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What do you want?

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I've known you for years. You've
never been the first to say hello.