Marital Sex

时间：2006-11-27 02:19:52

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After you are married there are several stages of sex.
Smurf sex- You fuck until you are blue in the face.
Kitchen sex- You fuck anywhere in the house, even in the kitchen.
Bedroom sex- It is now a routine1 and you only do it in the bedroom.
Hallway sex- You pass in the hallway and she says "Fuck you".
Courtroom sex- She fucks you in the courtroom in front of everyone.
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1 routine ssoyf     
n.例行公事，惯例；adj.例行的，常规的
参考例句：
  • It is everyday routine.这是每天的例行公事。
  • She found the hospital routine slightly dull.她感到医院的工作有点枯燥乏味。

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