拜见岳父岳母－37

1801
But I'm not sure
you realize that.

1802
What are you doing?

1803
It's a technique
I learned in Hawaii.

1804
It's a Lomi-Lomi massage¹

1805
named after the gentle waves
of the Polynesian Sea.

1806
The waves go in,
and the waves go out.

1807
The waves go in.

1808
Whoops.

1809
Hit some driftwood.

1810
Jack² Byrnes, you are a caged lion.

1811
But lions can't be captives
their entire lives.

1812
They have to be free
to roam the bush,

1813
free and wild.

1814
Your wife is a hot,
sexy tigress

1815
and she's waiting for you
to pounce³ on her.

1816
Let me hear you roar,
baby, roar.

1817
Your body is talking to me.

1818
It's hungry for action.

1819
I can feel it.

1820
Unleash the beast inside you.

1821
Mom, stop it.
You're hurting him.

1822
I am not hurting him.
I am helping⁴ him.

1823
Just don't-- don't--

1824
I don't think you
should move just yet.

1825
Jack, come back
for an afternoon session.

1826
It'll do you good.

1827
What're you doing?

1828
We were so close.
I could feel it.

1829
I was getting through to him.

1830
The guy doesn't
like to be touched.

1831
Because he has

1832
the emotional hide
of a rhinoceros⁵.

1833
Don't break him down.
Just let him be.

1834
I was trying to do you
a favour.

1835
You were riding him
like Seabiscuit, Mom.

1836
Dial Foxtrot One.

1837
Alpha, Foxtrot One.

1838
Foxtrot One.

1839
I need a full comparative
DNA analysis

1840
on
one Gaylord M Focker

1841
and one Jorge Villalobos.

1842
Translation,
George, House of the wolves.

1843
It might take
a couple of weeks, Santa.

1844
No good, Foxtrot One,
I need a 12-hour turnaround.

1845
I'll secure the physical
evidence and the handoff will be

1846
at Harry⁶ Focker's
Good Time Supper Club,

1847
2100 hours tonight.

1848
You got it, Santa.
Foxtrot One out.

1849
Yello?

1850
Bernie, this is Jack Byrnes.