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we kind of abide¹ by the
''if it's yellow let it mellow²,

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if it's brown
flush it down'' policy.

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Oops. Forgot my own rule.

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The RV has paid
for itself already.

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All right, kids.

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Forward and backward.

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Rotate those hips³.

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Let's get your
kundalini rising.

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And now it's time
for the ladies

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to get into the reverse
cowgirl position.

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Guys, you have to
lie across the Liberator⁴ pad

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like so.

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Everyone look at
how Ira's doing it.

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Bingo. Bango. Bungo.

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The man is loose, he's limber
and he's ready for action.

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So, climb aboard, girls,

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and let me hear
your bodies talk.

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Ooh!

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Whoa! Yes!

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This position is terrific

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for anyone with osteoporosis,
gout or goiter.

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Stay with me, kids.
We're almost done.

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Ah! Honey!

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Oh! All right, guys.

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We have to wrap it up.
Everyone.

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Remember to take
your Liberator pads.

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And don't forget to stretch
before you try this at home.

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We don't want anyone
shattering a pelvis.

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Hello, my precious.

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Oh, I love you so much.

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I haven't seen
my bubeleh in months.

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Honey, you feel thin.
No, no.

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You're not eating.
What's the matter?

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No. I'm fine. Mom, how do we explain
all these people to the Byrneses?

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Honey, they're leaving. The
Byrneses won't know they were here.

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Okay. We agreed to be discreet⁵ about
you being a sex therapist this weekend

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until you got to know
Jack and Dina better. Right?

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Don't worry. I'll be discreet.
I put all my toys away.

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And my office is all ready
for them to sleep in.

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Your office? No, no.
we're putting them upstairs.

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Your father thought they'd be
more comfortable down here.

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The upstairs plumbing⁶...
You don't wanna know.

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Talk to me about
something important, honey.

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How are things
with you and Pam?

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They're great.

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Because, you know,
after two years,

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you have to work
to keep things going.

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Does she still
climax regularly?

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Mom.

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You can't talk that way
this weekend, okay?