Cars

One day little Johny was playing in the mud. When his father came home Johny asked him if he could take a shower with him.

"Sure", said his father.

When they were in the shower Johny asked his father "What's that?"

His father said that it was his Chevrolet.

Little johny asked "what's mine then?"

His father said that his was his toyota.

Johny did the same with his mother. She told him that her pussy¹ was her garage.

That night a thunderstorm came through. Johny got scared and asked if he could sleep with his parents. They said yes and Johny jumped in bed.

Johny's father said "Move over son, I'm gonna put my Chevrolet in your mothers garage."

Little Johny said "Sorry dad, but I already have my toyota in there."