An Old Man's Gift

An elderly man entered a car agency with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted¹ the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He couldn't help but stare at the lady, which, of course, the elderly man noticed.

"May I propose a wager," said the elderly man. "If you can do everything to my wife that I can do and still end up the way I do, I will pay you double for the car. But if you cannot, you will give it to me for free!"

"Okay, agreed!" said the agency owner.

The elderly man gave his wife a passionate² kiss, then the agency owner did the same. Then the elderly man unbuttoned her blouse and kissed her breasts. So did the agency owner. Then the husband opened his fly, pulled out his pecker, and bent³ it in half.

"What color car do you want?" asked the agency owner.